"For what reason is beyond my comprehension"??

Maybe it is an English failure or just plain stupidity, then dude

You were told DOZENS of times to stop starting new threads with your family vlog style entries because they were making it impossible for people to find useful information on the forum - and you ignored those requests - so now you are not allowed to start new threads... it is your own doing.

So stop bitching and moaning about it, nobody wants to hear it.